wa7ed tele3lo demel nezel we sabo
wa7ed geh yeshed 7elo et2ata3
wa7ed geh yewakel mo7amy la2ah sayem
wa7ed akal bondo2 mickey darabo
wa7ed darab bungo bungo ze3el
wa7ed darab shokalata etfatfetet
wa7ed sa3to we2fet gablaha korsy
modares 3araby geh ye2ool nokta 2al fasla
modares 3araby geh ye2ool nokta we men awel el satr
modares 3araby geh ye2bad la2a en howa mamnoo3 men el sarf
wa7ed gerry wara 7aramy saba2o
marra etneen talat arba3
wa7ed damo et7ara2 7at 3aleh carbon dioxide
wa7ed bey7eb yegry yegry mabey7eboosh
wa7ed tele3l 3aleh lakab ra7 3adda men ta7ty
wa7ed akal sekeena gara7et masha3ro
wa7ed te5een we wa7ed rofaya3, el te5een 2al el rofaya3 ya 3am el yeshoofak ye2ool en el balad fiha maga3a fa ra7 el rofaya3 2alo,wenta el yeshoofak ye2ool en enta sababha.
modeefa bet2ol wa7ed fel tayara 3ayez 3asha kamel? 2alah howa kamel mesh 3ayez 3ashah???
seme3t noktet el asanseer???tela2eek kont tale3 3als selem
wa7ed fakad tawazno ra7 yedawar 3aleh
wa7ed 2alash rasha2
mohandes masry we mohandes yabany,el masry bana 3omara wel yabani banasonic
wa7ed ra7 lelba2al bey2olo 3andak sokar,2alo ah,2alo rabena yeshfeek
leh el atr beyo2af odam el ma7ata???3alashan mabya3rafsh ye3od
samaka 3'abeya 3'er2et
leh el atr beyo2af odam el saydaleya?mestany el atra
leh bey2oolo el 5ashab yateem??3alashan ma2too3 men shagara
momasela galha door bard rafadeto
wa7ed wa2af taxi ma3refsh ye2a3ado
wa7ed rekeb el hawa mala2oosh ma3ah taskara nazeloo tany
wa7ed geh yeshrab segara 7ataha f kobaya
tayara 5abatet fe mabna el etneen eh?? el etneen agazt el 7ala2een.
wa7ed geh yestad mala2ash ma3a to3m fa ra7 gab wara2a we katab 3aleha to3m we ramaha fel maya tel3etlo wara2a maktoob 3aleha samaka
wa7ed pakestany 5alef walad samah eh??pakes talet
tab 5alef wad kaman samah eh?pakesawal 3ala esm geddo,tab nafs el ragel 5alef 3eyal keteer yesameehom eh?? pakestreet boys
wa7ed ra7 le doctor bey2ollo 7ases en eedy etkasaret fa 2alo lazem ta3mel esha3a ra7 nezel el share3 we 2a3ad ye2ool el haram we2e3!!!!!
wa7ed eshtara 3arabeya gedida fa geh yesha5al el radio fa la2a el mozee3 bey2ool hona london fa 2al ye5rebeet el sor3a!!!!
wa7ed geh yakol zabaddy akal zagoody
eh 3aks negoom?? neg3od
tarzy meshy fe 7etta ma2too3a 5ayatha
why did the student eat his homework?? he thought it was a piece of cake
wa7ed ra7 lel saydaly bey2olo 3andak dawa lel saraseer fa ra7 el saydaly 2alo heya el saraseer beteshteky men eh?
leh napleon beyelbes 7ezam a7mar fabyad fazra2?? 3alashan yemsel el bantalon
wa7ed geh yeshtery sa3a mala2ash ma3ah feloos fa eshtara nos sa3a
wa7ed 2al wa7ed ba2o sefr
leh beneshrab shay?? 3alashan mane2darsh naklo
wa7ed ra7 el saydaleya bey2olel baya3 3andak shereet panadol? 2alo ah 2alo tab sha3'alo
marra wa7ed kalbouza we wa7ed kal ice cream
leh napoleon beyo2af keteer odam el talaga???
mestany 7amlet freezer
wa7ed daseto 3arabeya siat mat men el de7k
mara wahed ra7 el sudan belil mala2ash had
mara wa7ed se3ydy kan a3ed fi el cinema ma3 5atibtoh...fa 2am 5atibtoh 2arbt awy kedh ... fa shafha ..fa 2alha...
howa fi 7ad ganbek?...2alitloh la2
tab 7ad waraki?......2alitloh la2aa!!!
tab 7ad ganbek el ne7yah el tanya?....2alitloh la2aaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!}
2alha aiwaaa yeb2a enty ely fasyty
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:D
mara wa7ed ra7 mostshfa fa laqa wa7ed ganboh bys2aloh ...
howa enta gyt ezay?
2aloh .. la2 asla ana kont mashi bilil fa la2it 3rbyh mewl3ah kashaf kebiir fa eftkrtoh motosikle fa meshit 3ala ganb fa 5abt fih...
2am el tany 2aloh yaahh tesda2 ana gyt bardoh fi 7aa zay kedh...
2aloh el tany ezay ???
2aloh asl ana bardoh kont mashy bilil fa laqit 3arbya mewla3a kashafin fa eftkrtohom motsikliyn fa 3adyt min el nos:D:D:D:D...
se3idi sent his son to america to learn english so his son went to the hotel and book a chamber and call the reception from his chamber and he said "can I talk to mr John "and the receptionist said "NEGOLOO MEEN"
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye
I don't worry I don't cry
I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
what happend to your mobile? I was trying to call you but I got this message: welcome to the jungle network,the monkey you are tring to call is on tree please try again later.
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
marra wa7ed a7wal ra7 yegib abouh men el matar bass el shanta we shal abouh
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موضوع: كل اللى عنده نكته حلوه ....... او وحشه يعنى يخش ويقولها :D 
الخميس 21 مايو 2009 - 18:33
